ogrl:

me: hey where’s the bathroom
person from California: well, take a right out the front door, get into an uber, take the 101 to the 110, get back on San Vicente, take it to the 10 then la cienega north, switch over to the 405 and let it dump you out to mulholland, look for Lowe’s, the one on Pinko, go down sunset and runyon canyon, take a left in the lot and look for Ethan. ask him how to get to the in n out in Burbank, then cut across tahini to chop off a solid ten minyutes. get on the 5, switch to the 73 to where it connects to the 45, when you see Disney Concert Hall, stop and GET OUT
me: thanks. i’ll piss in the yard